My favourite Christmas Song, 1st of 10.
*The Christmas we get, we deserve*
My absolute favourite and best loved Christmas song may not even make any of your lists. I am not sure some of you would even know the song.
Coming in as my best song is Greg Lake, with I Believe In Father Christmas.
The fact he wrote it about how Christmas is commercialised - yet it's an acknowledged Christmas song... is that irony? ROFL... I don't know... I just LOVE it...
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Amber's Special Christmas Memory
My favorite part of Christmas is the night before. My husband and I wrap the presents ahead of time so on Christmas Eve we set them under the tree, have a bit of egg nog and watch Christmas movies while we discuss which present our children will enjoy the most. It's a nice quite couple time before the madness of Christmas morning.
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Mr RJ's Crap Joke Section

Sauce leads me nicely into the subject of todays jokes which is food jokes. I went a searching, found some but they are also a bit rude so double result. Oh and dinner round with Sharon S sounds just fantastic. Here's the jokes :-
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water?
It's going to take awhile to get me hard, I just got layed by some chick!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
I want you inside me!
My mum laughed at me when I told her I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. .
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta :)
My mum laughed at me when I told her I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. .
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta :)
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell Carrot?
Fish taco says "why don't you want to taco about it"?
And the nacho says cause "I'm nacho friend"
Santa went to the Doctors with a problem.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Santa: I seem to have a mince pie stuck up my bottom!
Doctor: Well your in luck because I've got just the cream for that!
and finally some more from Nancy :-
How do you tell the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs
What is Santa's nationality?
North Polish
What do you get if you deep fry Santa?
Crisp Kringle
The Twenty Five Days of Christmas Competition
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Good Luck!!!!!
How do you tell the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs
What is Santa's nationality?
North Polish
What do you get if you deep fry Santa?
Crisp Kringle
The Twenty Five Days of Christmas Competition
For the master post explaining prizes, etc, visit Competition and prizes for the twenty five days of Christmas. Don't forget every entry you make counts towards the grand prize on 25 December. So if you enter every day, you will have 24 chances for to win..
Today enter the competition to win a free RJ Scott e-book from RJ's backlist, or first sight of a new upcoming book. Amber Kell also has a competition running at her blog to win a $25 Amazon Voucher. Click here to enter
Good Luck!!!!!
I've been trying to find out who sang "I Believe in Father Christmas" for years it's one of my favourite Christmas songs of all time. Thanks you R J
ReplyDeleteOh wow Sharon... no wonder we are friends...
DeleteHUGS XXXX
I meant ShirleyAnn! ROFL
Deletesighs... xxxx
ROFL! Those jokes were awful....funny!!! *snort*
ReplyDeleteHope you're not suffering too much today, Mr. RJ.
I never knew who sang that song, RJ. Thanks.
*big hugs*
you're welcome! HUGS XXXX
DeleteI'm really enjoying these posts. Even the 'crap' jokes. :)
ReplyDeleteshhhh... lets not tell Mr RJ X
DeleteI love this song . My dad was a HUGE fan of ELP so this was played a lot in our house when I was growing up!
ReplyDeleteROFL... me too ... there is something about it that just sends shivers down my spine... hugs xxxxxx
DeleteCan we have a Mr RJ joke corner continue on this blog?? And I hadn't thought of ELP in years, I love this song.
ReplyDelete:O OMG LAURIE! really? you're encouraging him so bad! ROFL...
DeleteHUGS XXXX
That's the first I've heard of that song. It seems that we differ in more than just accents.
ReplyDeleteWhat do One Direction and my Christmas tree have in common?
They both have ornamental balls.
What does Santa bring all the naughty boys and girls?
A pack of batteries with the disclaimer of "toys not included" on the package.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
The snowblower was coming down the block
ROFL... Love those! Passes to Mr RJ XXXXX
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