Christmas Countdown 2013 - 5 December




My favourite Christmas Music # 9th of 10

Coming in at number 9 is The Spice Girls, with 2 Become 1. Released in Christmas 1996 with a time lapsed video filmed in Times Square, New York it was their first Christmas UK Number 1 single. I think some of my American friends liked it too as it hit number 4 on the Billboard Hot 100!! Throw in a little contraception advice, a dose of girl power and you have my number 9!!

Today's featured Anthology Author is

John Wiley with his story Once You Go Black Friday

Rhys and Liam have been going out for four months. During this time Rhys has kept his Christmas obsession quiet so as to not scare Liam away. Now that the Christmas season has officially begun, Rhys takes Liam out to welcome the season with his favorite activity; Black Friday shopping!

Info on John Wiley

John can be found on his blog here.

Did you like his story? Facebook him here to let him know.

Not read it yet? Download the anthology for FREE at Love Lane Books or All Romance eBooks


Mr RJ's Crappy Christmas Jokes

So today we have a new feature. A small selection of extremely rubbish Christmas Jokes you tend to find in cheap Christmas Crackers.  If you know any bad ones, please share in the comments.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

What is the best xmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

and not a Christmas joke but I'm sure RJ will let me get away with this one on the blog:-

I entered an erection contest yesterday, but only got as far as the semis.

Boom Boom.  More tomorrow :).

The Twenty Five Days of Christmas Competition

For the master post explaining prizes, etc, visit Competition and prizes for the twenty five days of Christmas
Don't forget every entry you make counts towards the grand prize on 25 December.  So if you enter every day, you will have 24 chances for to win..

Today enter the competition to win a RJ Scott e-book from RJ's backlist, or first sight of a new upcoming book

7 comments

  1. Liked the jokes Mr RJ! It's not Christmas without daft cracker jokes!

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    1. He'll be happy to hear that Suzi! ROFL... Hugs RJ XXXX

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  3. Sorry can't think of any crappy jokes but I quite enjoyed yours. I will be passing them on to my grandson.

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    1. ROFL... thank you Nancy! Hugs RJ X

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  4. AnnMarie O'Callaghan6 December 2013 at 13:02

    I love cracker jokes ... hubby doesn't ... He won't let me tell any more today *pouts*

    Which one of Santa's elves is the best singer? Elfis Presley!

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    1. I'm thinking of gagging Mr RJ... just saying... ROFL

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