My favourite Christmas Movies

Mel Gibson and Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon, way back in 1987

Like Die Hard, this isn't a story about Christmas, more a film set at Christmas. I love the sleigh bells, the tree, the cat, the dog, the buddy buddy, the fight in the rain, Mel's acting (even though he's a dick, back then he was sex. Just that. Sex.)


IMDB Entry http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093409/


(1987... did I mention it was 1987... jeez... so old)









Today's featured Anthology Author is

Gary Hendrickson with his story Our Best Christmas.

Jackson swore he’d make it up to Kevin over what happen last year, but trouble at work is making it difficult to follow through on his plan then an unexpected gift on Christmas Eve changes everything.

Gary's Special Christmas Memory

"if it doesn't move decorate it"

When it comes to Christmas no part of the house is safe as my sister found out one year when she arrived home and found a decorated tree hanging in her bedroom window, there was no place for it to sit.

Info on Gary Hendrickson

Gary can be found via Facebook here.  Let him know what you thought of his story.

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Mr RJ's Crap Joke Section

What have you started Nancy?

I must admit I like a good joke.  But I particularly like a good rude joke and Nancy posted one in the comments on the 10th.  In case you missed it, here it is....

What comes before Christmas Eve?
Christmas Adam

My kind of humor. So on this note, tonight I present to you a selection of rude Christmas jokes....

Why doesn’t Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney. 

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs.

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

I joined a nudist colony last week.  First few days were the hardest.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

OK. So they're not that rude but I don't want anyone taking offense.  Just take a gate instead :)

And with such bad humor all round, I will wish you all Good Night. Before I go, thank you to all who comment on this section and post jokes of their own.  If there was a deathly silence this feature would probably have stopped by now.  If you want it to stop, you know what to do :).

The Twenty Five Days of Christmas Competition

For the master post explaining prizes, etc, visit Competition and prizes for the twenty five days of Christmas. Don't forget every entry you make counts towards the grand prize on 25 December. So if you enter every day, you will have 24 chances for to win..

Today enter the competition to win a $10 Amazon Voucher.

Good Luck!!!!!

15 comments:

  1. Going back thru to read all the bad jokes! Loving them all so far :)

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    1. ROFL... you're encouraging him... *hides*

      RJXXXXX

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  2. I've been enjoying the mornings with all the groans, snorts, giggles and laughs! :-)

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    1. Thank you Kali-Mar... there's no stopping him now! ROFL xxx

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  3. Definitelykeep the jokes going, just annoyed that since They started all my parties (and cracker joke opportunities) have dried up after loosing the ones I had

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    1. OMG... you've unleashed the beast now! ROFL... HUGS X

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  4. OMG Mr RJ...down the chimmey...rolflmao!

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  5. I knew there was more to love about you than your writing. Lethal Weapon and Die Hard my 2 favorite Christmas time movies. "I'm to old for this" "Yippee Kay MOFO! :)

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    1. Yippee Ki Yay MOFO sorry left out the Ki :(

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    2. I do like my Die Hard and Lethal Weapon films... he he... HUGS XXXXX

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  6. My favorite holiday movie is Bad Santa. Just love Billy Bob Thornton's scruffy take on Santa. Mr RJ I bow to your most excellent taste in bad taste jokes and am humbled that I was the impetus. I can't top these so I will just bask in your words of rude wisdom. lmao

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    1. I blame you entirely Nancy.... he he... Hugs RJ XXXX

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  7. LOL, love all the jokes, cracked me up!

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