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Guest Post from Liam Livings

Merry Christmas to RJ and all her readers!

I love a Christmas film – the cheesier and more sentimental the better. Here are some of my favourites.

The Family Stone – I love the concept of Sarah Jessica Parker being thrown into a really liberal family with her less liberal views. It makes for comedy awkward gold. Plus, the chemistry between her and her boyfriend is so obviously wrong that it’s inevitable what happens in the end. Plus, Diane Keaton and a really cute gay couple. And tears and laughter. What more can you ask of a Christmas film?

I adore Love Actually too. I know it’s not Richard Curtis’s best film in many people’s opinions, but for me, it’s perfect. It combines so many linked narratives. It has plenty of very emotional moments – Emma Thompson and Hugh Grant are amazing. Plus Martine McCutcheon as the tea lady at the Prime Minister’s residence is so far fetched and OTT that I can’t but love it I’m afraid. Sorrynotsorry.

Meet Me in St Louis – Judy Garland, the song, Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, a musical film, need I say more? Plus, it’s featured in the first Sex and the City Movie, so that’s a double score in my book.

Elf – Will Farrell’s wide-eyed innocence is enough to thaw the most icy of anti-Christmas hearts. It’s such a great fun ride of a film.

What made me write this Christmas novella?


Sometimes when you’re stuck in a situation the best thing you can do is change your environment. I wanted to put two men in unfamiliar surroundings and see what might happen.

Obviously, because I’m a romantic at heart and I love a happy ever after, it’s going to end well, but I can promise you there are plenty of bumps in the road before the men reach their happy Christmas and beyond.

Since I’ve been published in 2013 I’ve written a Christmas story. I love how this time of year can bring out the best in people. How it brings families together and how it’s a great excuse to switch off from work, embrace the cold of winter and stay inside and eat your body weight in food.

Hope everyone has a lovely Christmas and New Year and that you have plenty of time to enjoy new Christmas films, songs and books, as well as some old favourites.

Liam Livings xx

The Book

A house exchange between two single men leads to a romantic new life for both of them.

Oliver and Kyle live thousands of miles apart, but each needs a break from his current life and love. Enter the Cloud B&B website, a wonderful new way to exchange homes for the holiday. They both muster their courage, and decide to visit another continent for Christmas.

In the UK, Oliver has been pining after his neighbour for far too long, living his comfortable but quiet life in a town in the New Forest. When his crush moves on in the worst possible way, Oliver is seduced by the chance to stay in fun-loving, sunny Miami.

In Miami, Kyle is a club owning workaholic, who suddenly discovers the man he lives with has been unfaithful. Yet again. As consolation, Kyle is tempted to see first hand the picturebook charm of the New Forest in winter.

Both of them find not just a new setting but a new romance. Oliver makes a big effort to shed his inhibitions and meets a musician, Mark, who plays in the Florida bars, and who may be just as cautious and polite as Oliver in making the first move.

And while Kyle’s trying to come to terms with England’s very different culture—and food!—he’s charmed by Oliver’s best friend Edward, who’s bold and sexy, but secretive.

Will Oliver take the leap of faith and encourage a lover who can and will give the commitment he deserves? And will Kyle find a man who can be loyal and also offer Kyle the family life he needs?

But perhaps more importantly—when Christmas is over, can a new life survive?

Buy Links: Amazon US | Amazon UK 

About Liam

Liam Livings lives where east London ends and becomes Essex. He shares his house with his boyfriend and cat. He enjoys baking, cooking, classic cars and socialising with friends. He escapes from real life with a guilty pleasure book, cries at a sad, funny and camp film – and he’s been known to watch an awful lot of Gilmore Girls in the name of writing ‘research’.

One evening, flicking through the channels, he stumbled across the film, Saving Private Ryan, and it took twenty minutes of not seeing Goldie Hawn in an army uniform, before he realised it wasn’t actually the film, Private Benjamin.

He has written since he was a teenager, started writing with the hope of publication in 2011. His writing focuses on friendships, British humour, romance with plenty of sparkle.

When he’s not writing fiction he runs a manuscript appraisal service, provides marketing support to authors & publishers and ghostwrites other people’s books.

Twitter @LiamLivings
Facebook https://www.facebook.com/liam.livings
Blog http://www.liamlivings.com/blog


Welcome to UK Meet Author: Liam Livings

Hello, my name is Liam Livings. I first gave Liam Livings, my pen name persona, a try out at the September 2012 UK Meet in Brighton – before that although I had written fiction and some terrible poetry, I hadn’t met with any other authors with the aim of being published.

Liam Livings is the name I use for all writing related things – UK Meet, the Romantic Novelists Association and the Essex writers group I help run. Liam is the same person as *** (my real first name), except he doesn’t talk about his day job or share pictures of his boyfriend or family on social media. Everything else – the Eurovision Song Contents, the cars, the baking, the obsession with opinionated strong female’s autobiographies, Ryan Reynolds, Goldie Hawn, Kylie and ABBA – are all the same as *** real name.

At that point, way back in 2012, I’d written Best Friends Perfect trilogy – a semi-autobiographical completely fictional account of a young man’s coming out and search for love and friendship in the New Forest, Australia and London. I’d also been reintroduced to Clare London through my boyfriend’s aunt, Liz, who is also Clare’s hairdresser. Clare is also Liz’s accountant, and friend of many years. I’d met Clare at Liz’s wedding reception in 2004 at which I’d told her I wanted to write a book too (how many authors have heard that one) and she said if ever I did, I should get in touch with her.

Fast forward eight years and Clare and I had dinner in central London, where she told me so much about writing / publishing / offered to beta read Best Friends Perfect, and told me about this event, she was organising, that brought together readers, writers, bloggers and publishers of GLBTQ fiction.

When I first wrote Best Friends Perfect it hadn’t occurred to me that it was GLBTQ fiction, gay romance, gay fiction, mm romance, or any of those things – because at that point I
hadn’t heard of any of those genres, or even come to think of it, fan fiction!

I grew up a very sheltered life in the New Forest, listening to electro pop, watching Dawson’s Creek, Queer as Folk and Beautiful Thing, Priscilla Queen of the Dessert and Muriel’s Wedding, and up until the age of fifteen had never had a Chinese meal. In fact, the first time I went to a Chinese restaurant, as part of a work’s do from the nursing home where I worked as a cleaner, sat among the care assistant, nurses and other cleaners, I grabbed the white rolls the waitress had put on the table and was about to dip mine in a bowl of sweet and sour sauce until a care assistant nudged me and said, ‘It’s a towel, to clean your hands, not a spring roll to eat.’ I styled it out by unrolling the white roll and rubbing my hands enthusiastically with it.

Anyway, I digress...so I wasn’t aware of any of those genres, and I’d just written the story I wanted to tell, and it happened to have a variety of GLBTQ characters as the main focus. And that’s how I came to drive to Brighton in September 2012 to attend my first UK Meet, only knowing Clare. I left the event with a pile of business cards and email addresses, some great tips about how to build a website, what Nanowrimo was, which publishers may be interested in my first novel, and having volunteered to join the organising committee for UK Meet as I have a marketing background and helium hands.

I had met my writing family.

Since then, I’ve been on the organising committee and have hopefully helped bring my marketing skills to promote the event to its different customers, I’ve done panel beating twice, entertainment bookings twice and tried to avoid mansplaining things at the planning meetings every. Single. Time.

About Liam Livings

Liam Livings lives where east London ends and becomes Essex. He shares his house with his boyfriend and cat. He enjoys baking, cooking, classic cars and socialising with friends. He escapes from real life with a guilty pleasure book, cries at a sad, funny and camp film – and he’s been known to watch an awful lot of Gilmore Girls in the name of writing ‘research’.
He has written since he was a teenager, started writing with the hope of publication in 2011. His writing focuses on friendships, British humour, romance with plenty of sparkle.

You can connect with Liam

Twitter @LiamLivings
Facebook https://www.facebook.com/liam.livings
Blog http://www.liamlivings.com/blog
Website www.liamlivings.com
Amazon.co.uk author page https://www.amazon.co.uk/Liam-Livings/e/B00MU1UWFK/
Amazon.com author page https://www.amazon.com/Liam-Livings/e/B00MU1UWFK/

Some of his books

The Guardian Angel


What happens when a man falls in love with his guardian angel?

Richard Sullivan is plagued by white feathers turning up at the oddest moments. Amy, his best friend, suggests his guardian angel is trying to contact him, but he dismisses the idea out of hand as nonsense.

Until, that is, he meets Sky. Six feet of muscle in a man skirt with white feather wings.

What exactly is a guardian angel? And what happens when your guardian angel takes leave and sends in a temp to cover? Do you wait for a perfect boyfriend on the off chance you may be able to touch him, to be with him, or do you grab happiness with another human? And, why the hell has Richard’s life suddenly become so complicated?

Heat Wave: Astoria


Brad's shop is known as the most popular tourist attraction for certain men in his home town, Astoria. Brad doesn't do relationships -- why would he? He’s an unashamed slut, and he loves it.

British IT programmer James is much happier working with software and computers than people. He finds escape in his encyclopedic knowledge of childhood films like The Goonies and Short Circuit.

When James walks into a quilting shop in Astoria, he decides he'll take his brother's advice and talk to a stranger. That stranger is Brad, melting slowly behind the counter during the longest heat wave America's had in years.

Can a man who thinks in binary code and always plans things to the finest degree cope with the twists and turns of emotions? Can someone who never thinks before he leaps allow himself to jump into the biggest unknown, a relationship? And how can they cope with James’ impending return to England?

Will two men who never expected to meet learn to embrace the whole messy relationship that love brings into their lives?

Escaping From Him


Darryl’s on the run – from controlling boyfriend Chris, an air-conditioner called Dave (deceased), an intolerable, claustrophobic situation and a person he just can’t be any more. The trouble is, he doesn’t have a plan – or any money – and all he knows is he needs to get away from everything. That’s where a lucky lift to Glasgow comes in, which turns out to be just the beginning of a whole new life …

Best Friends Perfect Book One


Kieran, 18, comes out to himself then his family by going to a youth group. There he meets Kev, a cross dressing gay man with awful taste in boyfriends and Jo, a grade A drama student, at college and in his real life. Kieran navigates his way through the maze that is being a gay man in the late nineties, with help from his two new best friends, and his two old best friends; Hannah, just coming out too and trying to work out if Steps are Abba for the nineties; Grace a one woman charity shop bargain hunter with encyclopedic

Twelve Days of Christmas: Day 8 - Liam Livings

Liam Livings visits us today.

Liam is offering a copy of his Christmas story and he would like to know your favourite part of Christmas. Leave a comment here. The winner will be picked on 26th December, at 6pm GMT.




Question 1.       What is your favourite Christmas movie?


Hands down, without any hesitation, The Holiday. Some people are very sniffy about it, saying it's rubbish, it's schmaltzy, it's cheesy, it's not realistic. But those are some of the reasons why I love it. It's got Jude Law, Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz in, which is a brilliant start. It only lasts about ninety minutes – another brilliant factor. It's a classic life swap, happy ever after, but even though the vision of the UK in it is pretty chocolate box, I don't care, because it's so festive and cheerful. I watch it every Christmas and love it just as much. The storyline with the old man is so heart-warming too. Love love love. That is all. 
Question 2.       What is your best Christmas memory


The most distant memories when I was a child are very vague now, but a recent memory is the year Himself and I went to Mum's for Christmas. Due to a variety of reasons it was only to be us three on the day. Mum had felt quite sad about this, but Himself made a big fuss, decorated the dining room and the table, cooked a duck with all the trimmings and we pulled crackers and listened to Christmas songs during the meal. After we'd eaten as much as we could, we retired to the living room where we stuffed ourselves on Christmas TV in front of a log fire. It was magic. We made a proper fuss of it when it would have been easy to say, let's not bother as it's only us three. 
Question 3.       What is the best present you've received?


Peter York's The Eighties and The Official Sloan Ranger Handbook. I was going through a slight obsession with the eighties at the time and they were perfect. 
Question 4.       What is the best present you’ve given?

A trip to Australia to coincide with Himself's big birthday. We decided not to buy each other anything that year and instead our gift was to have 3 ½ weeks travelling around Australia. Except the 23hour flights, it was wonderful.
Question 5.       Santa Claus – real or fake?


Fake, but I wouldn't tell any children that and spoil the magic. I think that magical innocence is something to be kept as long as possible. 
Question 6.       What is your favourite Christmas book?


Someone usually buys me the latest celeb autobiography for Christmas, which is, in its own way festive as far as I'm concerned. My recent favourites have included: Jennifer Saunders – Bonkers; Mary Berry – Recipe For Life. Both entertaining, heart-warming and funny in places and perfect to curl up with on a winter's night next to a fire with a glass of snowball filled to the brim. 
Question 7.       Do you like eggnog?


Does advocaat count, with lemonade and a glace cherry? It's then called a snowball. 
Question 8.      What do you eat at Christmas?


I'm not a big turkey fan, so prefer duck or chicken, but if there's a houseful of us, or we're at someone else's it’s usually turkey. My question is, if turkey is so great, why don't we all eat it all year round, and not just at Christmas time? Just saying...
Question 9.       Be honest, when do you put up the Christmas tree?


Depends if we're away for Christmas. It usually goes up the first weekend in December. 
Question 10.       When do you open your presents?


Christmas day morning, with champagne and nibbles, or a cup of tea and biscuits depending on where I am. 
Question 11.       Do you have snow at Christmas?

It has occurred sometimes and other times not so much. It's more likely to snow in January / February in the UK. There's nothing I can do about it, so if it snows I'm happy, if it doesn't snow I'm also happy because it's a family holiday. 
Question 11.       What is the best – all-time – Christmas song. Ever!

Stay by East 17. It reminds me of a lovely family Christmas in 1994 when it was number 1 in the UK singles charts. The boys are from near where I live now, it has furry coats and fake snow in the video and the songwriter from the band wrote it about missing his mum after she'd died.  Tears, snow, big coats, a good East End London accent - it has it all as far as I'm concerned


The Next Christmas by Liam Livings

Buylinks: Amazon.co.uk | Amazon.com | JMS

Blurb: In a snowy small town in England, just before Christmas, garage mechanic David and office worker Christian are preparing to spend the festive period with Christian's parents. The parents who told Christian last year he wasn't welcome to their family festive celebrations since he told them he was gay.

But this year it will be different, the parents welcome their son and his boyfriend, David with open arms; different except for when it comes to their sleeping arrangements.

Will David and Christian's love overcome prejudice and old-fashioned views?

Can David actually enjoy playing Pictionary?

Will David's best friend, Tony stay sober enough to offer his own particular brand of no nonsense advice from his perfect Christmas with friends, when David is up to his neck in family problems?

Christmas Blog - The Next Christmas by Liam Livings

The Next Christmas by Liam Livings


Buylinks: Amazon.co.uk | Amazon.com | JMS

Blurb: In a snowy small town in England, just before Christmas, garage mechanic David and office worker Christian are preparing to spend the festive period with Christian's parents. The parents who told Christian last year he wasn't welcome to their family festive celebrations since he told them he was gay.

But this year it will be different, the parents welcome their son and his boyfriend, David with open arms; different except for when it comes to their sleeping arrangements.

Will David and Christian's love overcome prejudice and old-fashioned views?

Can David actually enjoy playing Pictionary?

Will David's best friend, Tony stay sober enough to offer his own particular brand of no nonsense advice from his perfect Christmas with friends, when David is up to his neck in family problems?

Excerpt:

Note: may contain sexually explicit scenes of a homoerotic nature.
I walked through the door to my flat and overheard Christian on the phone in the spare bedroom. I wanted to wash off the garage smell from my body, even though he always said it was sexy, I wasn’t convinced, and it wasn't sexy to me anyway. As I walked past where he was talking, I caught a few words.

“I know it's new to you. I understand that. But he's my boyfriend. We're together. And it's the twenty-first century.”

Knowing it was wrong, but unable to stop myself, I stood outside the door, holding my breath.

“Mum, if I could talk to Dad, I'm sure I could explain.” There was a long pause, then, “I thought he was all right. Now he's met him. Now he's seen us together. That's why we did it gradually over the year. It's not a big shock seeing him at your place.” Another pause. “She won't care, she's too young to care. Besides, he's my boyfriend.” Pause. “I won't stop using that word. Because he is my boyfriend. I know you're okay with it. But why should I kowtow to Dad. It's his problem and he needs to deal with it.” Pause. “Yes, you know I do. We've both been looking forward to coming to yours for Christmas for ages. I know what compromise means, Mum.” He sighed loudly.

I'd heard enough, so I quietly walked outside and walked around my red Mini, with its Union Flag roof, thinking of what I could do now. My hands shook as I held them in front of me. First I washed the bodywork, rinsing off the dirt, then washing it with hot soapy water, then buffing up the metal to an as new shine. Then, knowing I still wasn't ready to go back inside and face any conversation about anything much really, I opened the bonnet and began changing the spark plugs, then moved onto the air filter, and as I was starting to top up the radiator and check the battery's charge Christian's voice appeared behind me.

“We need to go. Are you packed and ready?”

I turned to face him in his skinny blue jeans and a baggy sleeveless Madonna tour T-shirt. “What have I said about clothes in this weather?”

“Are you ready?” He folded his arms across his chest.

“I'm making sure we're safe for the drive. Roads are dangerous. Black ice, white snow, traffic jams. It's all going on at the moment according to the news.”

“So you are ready to go? Great. I'll bring my bag down in a few minutes, then we can be on our way, to miss the big getaway rush.”

“If it snows more, we'll be stuck. We could end up stranded. Stuck at your parents. Because that's the thing about snow isn't it, you always want to be snowed in, and not snowed out. Imagine being snowed out.”

“What are you on about?” Christian started to close the bonnet.

I held his hands gently to stop him. “Nothing.” I bit my lip, remembered what Tony and I had discussed last night, finished what I was in the middle of doing, closed the bonnet and then said, “I'm done now. Come in, it's bloody freezing out here.” I hugged his thin cold body to mine, took off my jacket and wrapped it around him.

“Thanks,” he said, squeezing my hand as we walked across the car park back to the front door of the building.

We stood in silence in the lift, still holding hands, and then Christian said, “I love you, you know, you big silly fuzzy handyman bear. Sorry about the strop yesterday.”

I squeezed his hand. “Love you, too.” I leant down to kiss him, his smooth face against my beard, our cheeks brushing together.

He pushed himself closer to my body, his loose hand reached around to squeeze my bum, and pull us closer together.

New Release: Best Friends Perfect by Liam Livings

Best Friends Perfect: Book Three

Best thing a cabbie has said to you?
When I was a poor student in London, I didn't used to get taxis very often. Why would I, when I could get a night bus all the way home for £1? I was with a friend of a friend, who was legendarily very tight with money and he'd offered to pay for the taxi for a group of us, rather than getting the night bus. We'd at first all protested and said we were fine to catch the night bus, but when you're tired and the prospect of an hour on a crowded night bus can be replaced with half an hour in a taxi, you don't look a gift horse in the mouth. So, we soon agreed. Anyway, when we arrived back to our little corner of south east London the friend asked how much he owed, and it was £20. The friend scrabbled through his wallet and handed over two ten pound notes, then he fished further for some one pence, two pence and five pence coins from the bottom of his wallet and passed them to the driver. For those of you who aren't from the UK, we don't tip in the UK like you do in America. You really don't have to tip here. Not tipping is fine. But if you're not going to give the amount asked, and are going to tip, it should at least be another pound or maybe 50pence, not, as in this case 13pence in small change. I either give the exact amount, or round up generously, with this sort of thing in the UK, there's no middle ground. Anyway, as we were getting out of the taxi the driver threw the 13pence in small change and said loudly, 'I can get me own matches,' and drove off in a cloud of diesel fumes.

Favourite shops?
I enjoy a bit of high street shopping. When I came to London I discovered H&M, which hadn't, then reached outside central London. In Best Friends Perfect, Kieran uses shopping as a time to relax, and talk about his worries with his friends – retail therapy I suppose. Who hasn't discussed their latest relationship disaster over a sparkly T shirt with a friend? There's a scene in Best Friends Perfect series where Kieran and his cross-dressing friend Kev go dress shopping in the biggest H&M in the country, the one at Oxford Circus, in London. Bold as brass, Kev tries on dresses, asking the shop assistant to pass different sizes to him. I watched an interview with Eddie Izzard a few years ago talking about how he tries on women's clothes in shops. He said it's unfair that women can wear 'mens' clothes without anyone blinking an eye – trousers, suits, T shirts, shorts, trainers etc. But if a man wears a blouse, or a skirt, or dress, or high heels for some it's like the world is ending. I wanted to play with this a bit, and Kev is exactly the sort of character who would march right up to a shop assistant and ask to try on a dress in the window. That was a bit off topic, but anyway… my favourite shops are: Top Man, River Island, H&M for clothes; I love Ikea for home wares but it can get a bit silly when you're accidentally impulse buying a throw, a sofa and a vase even though you were shopping for some kitchen ware; Amazon is a great shop for books and other media, and I've just discovered ebay for all sorts of random stuff. I'm having to ration myself or I would fill the entire house with loads of clever, useless, unneeded stuff.

Best Friends Perfect Book Three
What happens when your perfect new best friend isn’t so perfect after all?

1999, Kieran, 18 is at uni searching London for Prince Charming with new best friend, Jo. Between his new uni friends, American students Julie and The Sarahs, his work at the hospital and his studies he’s keeping himself busy.
But all Kieran wants is to share this with Jo, but he’s disappeared with his boyfriend, Irish student Andrew.  Why doesn’t Sean call Kieran back?
And then something happens to turn Kieran’s world upside down, when he really needs his friends around him.
How far can you really push a practical joke? How many frogs does a boy have to kiss, until he meets his Prince Charming? And what do you do when your friend can’t see what’s in front of his face?
If you'd like to win a copy of one of Liam's ebooks, please comment below about your favourite shop, or a good story a taxi driver has told you, and include your email address and a week after this post is live, he'll draw names out of an electronic hat. Good luck!
About Liam Livings
Liam Livings lives where east London ends and becomes Essex. He shares his house with his boyfriend and cat. He enjoys baking, cooking, classic cars and socialising with friends. He escapes from real life with a guilty pleasure book, cries at a sad, funny and camp film – and he’s been known to watch an awful lot of Gilmore Girls in the name of writing ‘research’.
He has written since he was a teenager, started writing with the hope of publication in 2011. His writing focuses on friendships, British humour, romance with plenty of sparkle.
You can connect with Liam
Twitter @LiamLivings
Facebook https://www.facebook.com/liam.livings
Blog http://www.liamlivings.com/blog


11 Books, 11 Days Sale


11 books, 11 days... sale at £2.99

Love Lane offers amazing books from RJ Scott, Diane Adams, Chris Quinton, Liam Livings, Meredith Russell and Sue Brown



All these books will be available until 29th August at £2.99. See details at Love Lane Blog.


Alter Ego by Meredith Russell:  Amazon | All Romance
Dead Things by Meredith Russell:  Amazon | All Romance
Theory Unproven by Lillian Francis:  Amazon | All Romance 
And Then That Happened by Liam Livings:  Amazon | All Romance
The Art Of Words by Meredith Russell and RJ Scott:  Amazon | All Romance
The Last Wolf by Sue Brown:  Amazon | All Romance
Heat by Chris Quinton and RJ Scott:  Amazon | All Romance
One Night by RJ Scott:  Amazon | All Romance
Bucket List by RJ Scott:  Amazon | All Romance
The Summer House by RJ Scott:  Amazon | All Romance
Last First Kiss by Diane Adams:  Amazon | All Romance


Giveaway: Heat Wave Astoria by Liam Livings

Heat Wave Astoria by Liam Livings

If you'd like to enter a competition to win a copy of one of Liam Livings' ebooks, please comment in the boxes below in answer to this question: How are your experiences of living in a small town? Giveaway will close 21st August 9am GMT

RJ Scott: today we have Lucy and Brad from Liam Livings' latest story, Heat Wave Astoria. I'm led to believe it's his first story set in America. Have you both got your coffees?

Brad and Lucy: -nodding, raising a cup of coffee each-

RJ Scott: So, what's it like living in a place like Astoria?

Brad: it's pretty neat knowing everyone knows you, ever time you walk to the store you're gonna meet someone, catch up about your day. It's where I grew up, so most people have know me since I was this high -gestures to his knees-

Lucy: yeah, but you've changed a bit since then. Bit more naughty now I'd guess.

Brad: I don't agree. That's totally unfair. I'm a changed man. I've put all that behind me.

Lucy: remember, no spoilers. Don't wanna ruin the story for the readers do we?

Brad: -shrugs- They're gonna know it ends happily I'm guessing.

RJ Scott: Of course, who doesn't love a happy ending. I think everyone deserves their own happy ending. But Lucy's right, no spoilers.

Brad: -sticks bottom lip out, blinks slowly- OK.

RJ Scott: Is it always good that everyone in Astoria knows you, or are there some times when it's been more challenging?

Lucy: I have this thing where someone's always trying to set me up with someone's son. He's such a nice boy, you'll definitely love him. I must have you round to meet him. That's what they always say.

Brad: And you can't catch a cold without someone on the other side of town hearing about it, and telling you the best way to fix it next time you see them. If you tell one of the sweet old ladies, they all know it by lunchtime the next day. It spreads, like, something.

Lucy: wild fire?

Brad: if you say so.

RJ Scott: Brad, what about you, has the small town caught you out before?

Brad: I'm too smart for that.

Lucy: -spits out her coffee- Err, excuse me, I don't think so. What about that time with Chip when he came back from one of his trips and you were down by the docks and had misjudged if people in the restaurant could see you.

Brad: -sitting up, waving his hands- That was one time. It was a one time thing and I've never repeated it.

Lucy: only 'cause the mayor banned you from returning to the docks for the whole of the next summer. A public disorder bill, or something it was called.

Brad: the picture in the local paper wasn't too flattering either was it?

Lucy: I don't know what you're complaining about, you were hardly in the picture, only the top of your head was visible. It was Chip's white butt everyone got to see.

Brad: yeah, that took some explaining to his dad I can tell you. Lucky it was only the top of my head, or he'd never have gotten away with saying it was that girl he was seeing.

Lucy: lucky she had short hair too.

RJ Scott: Yes. Erm. I think that's enough local scandal. What about James, to what extent would you say he is the sort of man you usually go for?

Lucy: -spitting out more coffee-

Brad: Excuse me, can I start?

Lucy: no, I can't let that one slide. See, the thing is, Brad's not, what you'd call picky. He's doesn't have what you'd call, a type, or a sort of man he goes for, do you Brad?

Brad: -hangs head, then sits upright, puffs out chest- No, I don't. And what's wrong with that? I'm a young man in my prime, I've got a talent, so why not use it.

Lucy: If you walk into any gay bar in Oregon…

Brad: it's a big city not far from Astoria.

Lucy: if you walk into any gay bar there, I'll bet you ten dollars if you showed people a picture of Brad at least one or two would recognise him. Recognise him in a getting to know you in a biblical sense.

Brad: and so what? Some people like driving fast cars, some people like, making quilts, some people, well, I like sex. And what's wrong with that.

RJ Scott: -checks watch- I think we'll have to keep this clean, we're before nine PM here. What first made James catch your eye, when you saw him the first time in your quilting shop?

Brad: he was pretty wide-eyed, looked like he'd just gotten off the plane. That home-made jacket he wore, well that was something else. And his accent. As soon as he opened his mouth I had visions of Hugh Grant, and characters from that costume drama everyone goes crazy for, what's it called? -snaps his fingers-

Lucy: Downton Abbey.

Brad: that's it. It was like he could have been a servant, or a butler, or something in that. I knew I wanted to get to know him.

Lucy: and don't forget the wall chart, ticking off the wall chart.

Brad: I thought James would tick off at least 3 countries on my wall chart: England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales. Oh, that's four. So yeah, there was that too.

RJ Scott: -raises an eyebrow- the wall chart? Can you tell us more?

Brad: -looks at Lucy-

Lucy: I think it's best to leave it there. 'Cause if he starts about that it'll be the next thing and before you know it, it's all. Spoilers...

RJ Scott: you two really are a pair aren't you? All we can say is, you definitely got to know James better didn't you?

Brad: -smiling- Yes, I did. And he's such a 'lovely' man, as he'd say. He's so 'lovely'. But it wasn't all so lovely. Oh no.

Lucy: -shaking her head- Plenty of heart ache. Plenty of sadness. I've never seen him like that. -rubbing Brad's back-

Brad: Thanks. Let's just say neither of us went into anything expecting how it turned out. And I'd never experienced the feelings I experienced after I first met James.

Lucy: spoilers…

Brad: -zips his lips- no more from me.

RJ Scott: -checks her watch- Unfortunately that's all we've got time for. If you'd like to know more, you can read all about it in Heat Wave Astoria, by Liam Livings.

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Heat Wave Astoria by Liam Livings  

Brad's shop is known as the most popular tourist attraction for certain men in his home town, Astoria. Brad doesn't do relationships - why would he? Brad is an unashamed slut, and he loves it.

British IT programmer, James is much happier working with software and computers than people. He finds escape in his encyclopaedic knowledge of childhood films like The Goonies & Short Circuit.

When James walks into a quilting shop in Astoria, he decides he'll take his brother's advice and talk to the stranger. That stranger is Brad, melting slowly behind the counter during the longest heat wave America's had in years.
Can a man who thinks in binary code and always plans things to the finest degree, cope with the twists and turns of emotions? Can someone who never thinks before he leaps allow himself to leap into the biggest unknown, a relationship? And how will they cope with James' impending return to England? 
Can two men who never to meet learn to embrace the whole messy relationship that love brings into their lives?
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About Liam Livings
Liam Livings lives where east London ends and becomes Essex. He shares his house with his boyfriend and cat. He enjoys baking, cooking, classic cars and socialising with friends. He escapes from real life with a guilty pleasure book, cries at a sad, funny and camp film – and he’s been known to watch an awful lot of Gilmore Girls in the name of writing ‘research’.
He has written since he was a teenager, started writing with the hope of publication in 2011. His writing focuses on friendships, British humour, romance with plenty of sparkle.

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Giveaway: Wrong Room, Right Guy by Liam Livings

Liam Livings has a new book out today and you can win a copy of any of Liam's ebooks by leaving a comment here. See below for the question! The giveaway closes August 8th at 9am (GMT)



Simon’s the wrong man in the wrong place; trying to teach English to kids who couldn’t care less, he’d really rather be a writer – but it’s only when his best friend bullies him into it that he takes the plunge and joins his local creative writing group. Even then things don’t quite work out the way he planned; blundering into the wrong room at the Village Hall he encounters a group of recovering cocaine addicts and he wants to know more … which is the start, for Simon, of a double life and a whole new secret identity, not to mention an intriguing relationship …


Were there any hard to write scenes in this story?
Some of the Cocaine Anonymous scenes were quite hard to write. I wanted to make sure they were authentic and the rules and sharing they did in the group were realistic. I researched them online, checked out their 12 step programme and the principals behind that. I read some online forums for people with addictions to drugs to give me a feel for the sort of experiences they may have gone through. I think the hardest part was making sure the reasons why Darren wouldn't want to be with Simon, as two recovering cocaine addicts, was realistic. I've watched 28 Days, a film with Sandra Bullock playing a recovering addict, and the advice she's given when she leaves rehab was helpful to inform this part of the story.
Clara-Bell was, however, a complete joy to write. She's an amalgam of bits of some authors I've met, Clarissa Dickson-Wright and one of Mum's friends who ran a farm and didn't put up with any nonsense.

What are the main themes in this book?
Finding yourself – Simon is at a cross roads in his life and he needs to become the person he always should have been. Problem is he's a procrastinator of heroic proportions.
Deception, even if it's with a good aim, is still deception. There's quite a bit of this in the story from various characters with various results. I think unless it's a little white lie, deception is always to be avoided. 'If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember what you've told people.' (Someone, at some date)
Love – friendship – Lucy is Simon's rock. She stops him procrastinating and gives him the kick he needs. I think friendships and relationships are about being with someone who brings out the best in yourself, and who you do the same for the other person. I was at a wedding recently and someone asked me what the secret was to a long term relationship – I've been with my BF since 2002 – and I said, humouring the other person – basically this is about not mocking them and being kind, and separate hobbies, while still doing lots of stuff together.

Who is your favourites(s) of your characters from Wrong Room, Right Guy?
I always find this a difficult questions to answer. I've enjoyed telling Simon's story. I've enjoyed his hopelessness being turned into hope. I also think there's more than a little bit of myself in Simon in a number of ways. I won't say why, because I don’t want to spoil the story, but also I like to leave something mysterious for the readers!
I've also loved creating Darren as he's very different from me. He's a sort of anti-Liam! I also believe in a couple it's good to have a bit of opposites attract.
Clara-Bell was an absolute joy to write. I loved her no holds barred, no nonsense approach to everything. As I'm getting older I am finding myself moving closer towards her approach; not quite as extreme as hers, but maybe some day. I seem to enjoy writing about strong women with my gay male characters too. Who knows why!

What experience do you have of being taught English at school? I'd love to hear from you all. Please comment to be entered to win an ebook of one of my books.
Liam xxx

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